Class Clown Overachiever

There's no end to how much I instigate
like when I made you believe Watergate,
I faked the whole Kennedy assassination,
and I was high when I wrote Revelations,
I dug deep holes and buried big stones
so you'd think they were "dinosaur" bones,
I told Columbus that the world was round,
I made Darwin think his thoughts profound,
I faked the moon landing back in '69,
and made Joan of Arc think her will divine,
there's no end to how much I have created
like when she faked it when you ejaculated,
so when you brag of giving Ricky that wedgie,
remember how much you suck compared to me.