The R-Town Zombie Invasion

I was headed out on my way to work when I walked by a passive retail clerk
who had empty eyes and a blank look, so I stopped him and threw a right hook,
and grabbed the tire iron behind the seat and beat him down to the concrete,
I knew this poor bastard had been bit and he would probably never make it,
the R-Town zombie invasion had begun, I knew the undead had finally come,
so I called Tyler and Sheebs, but they were already on their way to see me,
there was a group ahead of our trucks, so we sped up, jumped out and ducked,
the sky lit up and left the group dead ’cause of the nitroglycerin in the bed
that I keep for situations just like this ’cause we knew that zombies exist,
out of ammo, so we went to the gun store ’cause we’d been through this before,
but the guy at the desk had that same look and thirst so we shot that fuck first,
I saw some zombie kids headed off to school, but to them I couldn’t be as cruel,
rather than shooting them all in the head, I ran over them with their bus instead,
John lopped off the head of an old bitch and she fell down and started to twitch,
Brock pushed a shopping cart full of kerosene at some fat chicks with ice cream
and shot off a round that blew off their faces, and their hair, and their braces,
we hit the streets with shotguns and grenades as the zombies began to invade,
and decided we probably needed an assist, so we called our friends to enlist,
we blew up the mall and shot up Wal-Mart, but all of that was just the start,
we rigged explosives to McDonald’s and BK, and threw grenades at China Buffet,
we attacked every place where people go and left Richmond with a new asshole,
then we siphoned gas from Speedway and Shell after we sent those fuckers to Hell,
and turned the town into a police state and then we reassembled for our fate
to blockade all of the roads and doors and load back up to prepare for more,
with Molotov cocktails and machetes, the fucking undead will never be ready
for the fucking horsemen of the Apocalypse who severe heads and empty clips
like a little kid begging for some candy, so sit back and open up the brandy
and celebrate the end of this shithole town as we turn it the fuck upside down,
when you see us next you might want to grin, otherwise we’ll have to kill again.